White House Phone Menu System

Please listen carefully as our menu options and several of our healthcare-related policies have recently changed. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Ideal Meal

A Thanksgiving poem with a twist. 

Ideal Meal

The Thanksgiving turkey
Tasted like jerky
With lumpy potatoes
And sour tomatoes,
The dressing too sodden and moist.

The rolls didn’t rise
And Mama’s sweet pies
Were bitter to taste,
Gooey as paste,
But in spite of it all, we rejoiced.

We thanked God above
For His bountiful love,
For freedom to meet
And for food to eat
Taking time to tell God how we feel.

For even though dinner
Wasn’t a winner,
We all overlook
That Mama can’t cook.
Thanksgiving is more than a meal.

© 2008 Donna J. Shepherd

Election Czar Cuts Republican Votes by 90%

Republicans are crying foul at a new executive order issued by President Barack Obama that will reduce each conservative's vote to one-tenth of its previous level. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Ant Misbehaving

Southern California is a great place to live. No matter how difficult the work week is, there's always a sunny weekend ahead: a chance to get in your car, drive to the some scenic mountain or ocean recreation spot, and feel your skin warmed by the collective friction of millions of tiny ant feet. (Read more on Humorality.com)

My First Book!!!

Howdy! Did you think I had left the country?

Well, I’m back. I actually never left. I’ve just been buried under piles of seventh grade English papers and life circumstances. I’ll fill you in on the life circumstances another time. As for the English papers . . . let’s just say it’s been very eye-opening to glimpse into the lives of today’s twelve-year-olds.

But in the midst of it all, my book has released, and I’ve done nothing to announce it! Nothing, I tell you. Unbelievable. Shame, shame, shame. I know.

But here it is! Now available in hard copy . . .

A box of these arrived on my porch a couple of weeks ago, and I think they are beautiful!

Please order a copy for everyone you know. You can have all your Christmas shopping done with the click of a button. If you want to get really fancy, include the book in a gift basket with coffee, tea, flavored creamer, a couple of mugs . . . and you’re good to go.

James is one of my favorite books of the Bible. He was Jesus’ brother, but he didn’t believe Jesus was really God’s Son until after His resurrection. I mean, really. If YOUR brother or sister claimed to be God’s gift to the world, how would YOU respond?

James’ simple, home-spun wisdom is easy to read, easy to understand, and filled with practical life application. I’m so excited to share His words with you. Plus, he’s fun. He probably short-sheeted his brother’s bed. And I’ll bet he drank coffee, too. Don’t ask me how I know; I just have this feeling . . .

READ MORE . . .

Santa Claus Laid Off

The North Pole Board of Directors today filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection for its overnight delivery service, and announced the immediate suspension of division president Santa Claus from his regular gift giving and elf management duties. (Read more on Humorality.com)

God Sues Researchers for DNA Piracy

God filed suit in federal court today against several dozen scientist engaged in illegal copying and distribution of previously licensed DNA. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Church Lotto Jackpot Exceeds $12 Million

There were no winners in last Sunday's Lotto drawing at Saint Andrew's Church, so the entire jackpot rolls over into next week. A surge in ticket sales is sure to push the payoff for a single ticket with all six numbers correct to nearly $12.3 million dollars. (Read more on humorality.com)